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Selling a Testicle For Money

Ive got 2 nuts, and you only need one to spread the Mitchy seed. They’ve also got prosthetic nad’s they can ram in your sack. I sell one ball and get $60,000. So tempting.

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The 9-11 Conspiracy

Oh you read that shit right… Papa Mitch is tackling my generations big conspiracy theory, and the perspectives on both sides.

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Zestra: The Lady Viagra

Have you ever seen a lady sexual pill?? I haven’t, and I found out why..

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New Cigarette Packaging

Another win for anti tobacco. The crop that made America is still under fire and in Australia they may have struck a death blow. On Wednesday, Australia’s highest court upheld one of the harshest laws yet against tobacco companies. All distinctive colors, brand designs and logos are to be removed from cigarettes. But thats not […]

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The U.S. Gave Guatemala Gonorrhea

Well, you read the title of the article right… Apparently in the 1940’s the U.S. performed experiments on oblivious Guatemalans giving them both syphilis and gonorrhea.  Wellesley College professor Susan Reverby discovered this upbeat piece of American history and her discovery explained how the project was sponsored by the U.S. Public Health Service, the NIH, […]

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Anti Bully Law!?

This law is bullshit, and if anything there is already a code of conduct and policing of harassment in schools and in workplaces, we don’t need a FEDERAL LAW!

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Screaming children will not be tolerated

This is the best restaurant policy Ive ever heard of, and I want it in place at every restaurant except Chuck E Cheese and other ‘kid friendly’ locales. Actually, fuck it.. this policy should be every where.

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Facebook Etiquette

There does exist a website as to which 25% of the world’s traffic flows through. It is the most popular website in the world, and it does require compliance with an unwritten set of rules in order to successfully navigate it.

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California May Legalize the Whacky Tobacky

Its voting season folks and one of the propositions on the ballot is to legalize marijuana. Prop 19 suggests state residents 21 and older be allowed to possess up to an ounce of marijuana and grow up to 25 square feet worth of pot plants.

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Marisol Valles Garcia: Bad Ass

A 20 year old woman with a spouse, and child has taken a job in one of the most dangerous municipalities of Mexico.

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