Fuck global warming, buddy!
Alright, I’ve sat on the side lines too long on this issue, and now it’s got me heated. Look, I may offend some people, people may disagree with me, but I don’t give a fuck, if you disagree with me on this issue, then it’s your own fault for believing the utter stupidity on global warming. I’m not coming from a political base on this, I’m coming from common sense, and common sense trumps a lot of BS. Yes I will criticize the president and his absolutely appalling policy on this matter, but I don’t hate the man. Feel free at the end of this post; to post your comments, or challenge me, I dare you, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.
Alright, so let’s start with the fact that, Global Warming as a whole can’t even be agreed upon. The funniest part, or saddest part, is that when this idea first came out, it was called global warming, because Al Gore had all these great graphs and even a funny little video cartoon for the retarded masses. However, after about 2-3 years of mass hysteria, and with the average temperatures rising, All of a sudden, BAM they start dropping. NOW, this is where the great part comes… Now, it’s just called Global climate Change. Ok, *beep* *beep* *beep* back up for a second. So, first the earth was heating up, and we should all be very scared for our lives, right? THEN, it starts to cool down, which COMPLETELY REFUTES your first point about global fucking WARMING, so you Global warming idiots decide that it’s global climate change. Yeah, no shit asshole, the globes climate changes, stop making up reasons to sell books/TV Shows/Movies/and nonsense.
Let me drop some knowledge on you readers for a second, does anyone here know the term “ice age”? I bet you do. Now, do you all know what the term ice age is defined as? Let me tell you, there is a really simple way to understand it. The period known as “ice age” is most commonly recognized by the earth with polar ice caps. Yes, you heard it right, polar ice caps, look it up, I promise you, I’ll wait… So, according to facts, we are currently still in an ice age. An Ice age is a cycle of the planet, a NATURAL cycle. Yes that’s right kiddies; we are still in an ice age. Our ice caps are melting because the earth is coming out of an ice age, not because of man made bullshit.
Now, normally I wouldn’t get all worked up over this absolute ass ramming of the United States. However, we are now in a recession, and our dear old president wants to spend billions, yes BILLIONS of dollars, combating global warming. We are going to spend billions of dollars on something that isn’t even real. Now, I understand if you don’t agree with me, I’m ok with that, you’re a fucking tool, and I hope you die, but I understand, understand like I’m your big brother and you’re a fucking retarded kid. Anyways, scientist in this country cant even agree if this is a real problem. For the most part scientists are split 50/50 on the issue. So I ask the question, why the fuck are we spending money on a problem that could, or could not be real. At least spend the money on research, something that will prove to the mind numb idiots that global warming… oh wait I’m sorry, global climate change, is just like Santa Claus, a fucking fantasy. If you look at my graph, it has lines and numbers, such that it proves global warming is a hoax. *Look at me Al Gore! i’m doing it to you fucking hypocrite!*
The worst part about all of this is that the media now has an Alarmist mentality to send everyone into a rampage. Just like with any story that grabs attention, the media is out their peddling their child porn like smut that the earth is going to be covered in water in no short time, “so be ready with your rafts, and move out of New York, and the ocean side cities in California.” Horseshit, that’s what global warming really is, just a big steaming horse turd.
I call boulder dash on this country and it’s news outlets, go fuck yourself with global warming, while your spreading your retarded nonsense about half the earth falling back into the ocean in 50 years, I’ll be buying up all that land, then in 100 years I’ll be rich, as rich as a fucking astronaut! So FUCK YOU, AND FUCK GLOBAL WARMING.