Flo. The name of the chick in the progressive insurance commercials, and the reason I will never buy progressive insurance, EVER.
This over bubbly and high volume woman has been annoying the living shit out of me for too long. I rarely punch women in the face.. but I would drop kick this chick in the face. As I write this article with the tv on, a progressive commercial has come on and further enraged me. SHUT THE FUCK UP!! THE WORLD SUCKS! And we’re at the bottom end of a recession, stop being happy!! You don’t appeal to me!
This perky, quirky and devil-like woman is always shown in commercials within a large white and sterile-looking warehouse selling boxes of insurance. The pure white background really brings out her stupid red clown face and fire crotch hair, annoying me visually and audibly. They make her stick out like an emo kid at a pep rally. She also has her “tricked out name tag” (GOD I WANT YOU TO DIE!!) and small child personality.. ITS NOT CUTE!! Its fucking annoying! Grow up! I hope someone releases her in a sex tape.
With all of her shitty 5 year old humor and bubbly persona poisoning me slowly, it doesn’t end there. Morons of facebook have even taken to making multiple fan pages for her with thousands of fans. When I see anyone join that group, I immediately remove them from my friends list and then spread rumors about them having herpes, AND AIDS.
What happened to the good ol’ days of awesome spokespeople? Like the Bud Light “I love you man” guy, Tony the Tiger, or the Coors light twins? Now a days we have the Verizon douchebag, or the god damn English speaking Geico Gecko. Go fuck yourself Gecko. Instead of clever, interesting and cool characters we get this make up splattered woman who annoys the living shit out of people, and according to Progressives marketing team shes not going any where. Her comic timing is more like headache and vomit timing for yours truly and every corny joke and gag makes me want to shoot a hole through my television. WHHHHHHYYYY!?!?!
Some one must stop her. One day, my brothers and sisters we will conquer this fictional character of auto insurance commercials.
I have progressive insurance! Sadly, when I got it, I didn’t get to talk to Flo on the phone. Sad day.
Hmm I think I will go join a Flo fan page on FB now…………………..
your a fukin cunt bitch i hope you get into a car crash and get impaled a few times and die very slowly and painfully. PS i hope your kids also die of ass cancer
and fuck you.
Your description makes you sound like a serial rapist.
DAMN YOU MARISSA!
Here ya go Mitch.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/i-hate-the-girl-FLO-from-the-progressive-commercials/211619866042?ref=ts
I think the black guy from allstate (aka Pedro mother Fucking serano from the movie major league) should use his cock to gag her.
That’s allstates stand.
You forgot the cross eyed sham – wow guy. That is one irritating dude. Or how about the WOW, that price is low guy on the Staples commercials. I know there are more..help me out
Good call pops… the Staples guy is pretty damn annoying.
Pops made a good call. The staples guy is worse than Flo. Dont get me wrong, Flo is annoying but god stop the staples guy.
While the staples guy was annoying, at least he wasn’t on EVERY channel 5 times an hour minimum like Flo is. How the hell do they make any money with how much they spend on spreading this nasty woman’s face all over television like a bad rash?! Please die flo, please???
Theres a lot of horrible commercials out there, I can only remember a handful that have been good but i just prefer the commercial to be over with and the show to come back on.
HOw about the 5,773rd time you saw the waaaaaaaaassssssssuuuuuuuupppppp commercial. Or the creepy guy from the rhaphsody commercial? That guy actually scares me…like he just got done raping the Head of his 2 daughters he just committed helter skelter on…lmao
I was just telling to my husband how much I hate these commercials. He asked me who I hated more, Flo or Michele Bachmann. I had to admit, as much as I despise ol head up her conservative ass Shelly, I hate Flo even more. It’s a good thing Flo and I will never meet because if we did, I’d have to be held back from putting my hands around her neck and squeezing that perky little head right off.
She fukn advertises on myspace when im listening to music it interupts it and plays a 30 second flo commercial damn u you stupid bitch
Flo’s real name is Stephanie Courtney and yes, she is an empty headed little twat.
Gratulations man, radio chinatown talked about your blog on 6 pm. Header was your blogpost Flo The Progressive Insurance Lady and Why She Should Die | This Hot Fire. Great work. bye-bye
This was very very helpful to me. Do you folks have a paypal donate I hate when trols get everything they need and don’t bother to say thanks to the owner Really ., i have no issues expressing my thanks for helpful posts!! Thanks a bunch. Jim Roberts, Low Auto Insurance Store,1 W Federal St, Youngstown, Ohio 44503, 330-967-0909
I did a search to see if there’s any website that publish about this annoying Flo insurance lady Progressive commercials, and glad that I finally stumble on this. Flo enrages me, I can’t stand her smiles and stupid comments. I want to just stomp on her and squishes “it” like an insect….
How about you turn off your TVs your mindless retards!
Or at least click the “mute” button!
Nice post! Like the whole blog. I’ll be back soon.
Mitch Higgins’s actions on Facebook, is an example of why I have never signed up on that site. It promotes a whole lot of trouble that I do not need or want. As for the Progressive commercial, it is only a TV ad. Instead of going to the extremes over it, why not do as the Wizard of Oz said? “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”
I think you know how to write a genuinely wonderful post. Thanks!
you just can not imagine how much i hate her but i think we should blame the stupid t.v and media who puts these trash people on t.v and believe me i am sure she reads all theses comments on here but she does not give a damn because the more we talk about her the more she is getting famous and maybe making more money. that is the sad truth about our country these days …..trash and phony people on top , hard working people always down working for minimum wage .
thank you
oh …by the way , it is not just the insurance girl anymore . this kind of trash is on the rise . take a good and closer look at your t.v and what are you going to see ? more and more of the insurance girl . it is hopeless people that what is making money these days and money is the bottom line . you think they care about my feelings or yours ? huh …..
What about the fuckin state farm faggot. Always goddamn interrupting people and shit thinkin he is so fuckin clever.
Cross-eyed jew bitch
Are there not many worse commercials than this one…
Yes, the problem described in a post exists for a long time already. But who will solve it?
When this annoying excuse for a girl makes that comment “go big money, I mean GO it’s your break hun..” I seriously would like to punch her in the frigin FACE!! its NOT clever..and u see it every 4 minuts to boot! ENOUGH ALREADY!
I hate her too. She’s an indicator and symbol of the triumph that Corporate Big Business has accomplished over the thpical American idiot. She’s the paragon of Corporate aloofness masking herself with a perky non-chalant demeaner. Flo is Corporate Poison masked as amicability and prostitutional marketing. No, you’ll not be f..ing her, she’s f…ing you! And she knows it, that’s why she’s so happy.
I agree Mitch this irratating bitch and the stupid fucking lizard and caveman from geico need lined up and shot
Hopefully her and the big money faggot get run over by a semi , see if progressive pays off, bunch of fucking assholes
@Flohater
Agreed, it’s good to see that there are other people who can see through the rouse.
Due to my idiosyncrasy, here’s my top five reasons why I hate Progressive and all other commercials even remotely like them:
5.) They are ubiquitous, on almost every channel at every part of the day – showing that this company believes that by marketing to the BROADEST possible audience will get them more customers. Despite the fact that you can’t actually save the money without losing coverage in your policy. You get what you pay for.
4.) They are asinine beyond reason. A fucking guy wearing bell-bottoms and skating around with a boom box on his shoulder. This is obviously so that the commercials are memorable to the huddled masses. Why, just why? I could go into WAY more detail on this one.
3.) They’re lazy. They play the same shitting commercial for 4-6 months straight so that they can get the maximum possible airtime without having to pay more to shoot a new commercial.
2.) Flo – is the embodiment of the belief that incompetent (and rather common) Americans can be so easily amused by a woman who quite clearly is supposed to represent a 50′s diner waitress with small town values. It’s disgusting.
1.) Their product SUCKS. Go and look online about progressive’s history of foul-ups, policy denials and horror stories about this terrible company that is allowed to exist because people seriously believe that because a fucking TV commercial is funny, repetitive, memorable or cute that “we” should buy their insurance.
There are so many other reasons to hate this commercial, but these are by far the most important to me.
Fuckin eh. Paul went all legitimate with his hate. He makes me hate the company even more now.
Since the very first time I saw this insurance pushing Hag, I’ve truly wanted to BREAK her jaw. Her voice makes me grit my teeth. Her saggy pale elbow skin and Horrific facial features repulse every fiber of my being. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER !! Progressive insurance SUCKS for allowing this sickening beast to be employed and seen by the general public.
I love Flo. I want to …. oh, yeah! Tell me how much I saved…
Rinse and repeat.
I’d love to see some wonderful world where flo has the gecko as a pet and they live in total harmony… that is until she neglects to wash her hands after handling him and both her and the gecko die of salmonella poisoning and gradual starvation, respectively.
Flo is a number one reason I will never ever purchase Progressive insurance. Flo is also someone I would love to drop kick in her stupid bubbly face. I am sick and tired of commercials made up of bullshit and situations that will never happen in a real life. I do not need to see a 30 second moronic commercial to tell me about the product. Most products out there today are familiar to everyone. If I need a fucking insurance, I will call my local agent. If I need to see a commercial advertising a product, make it 3 seconds long. “Here’s the new product. Buy it if you like it.” Did that take long? No. That’s how long all commercials should be. Enough of douchebags noone cares about being on TV.
wow mitch, you have issues. I’m willing to bet that if your pissy life had more purpose in it other than slamming on a woman who accepted a job contract with progressive to make a buck in this shitty economy-AND probably makes more dough than YOU, then you’d probably focus your attention on things that have a positive and more productive outcome. of course you probably voted democrat too, huh? you’re stupid. go do something with your life
Love her or hate her we pwn you. That is why we create shitty commercials, you get exposure rather people hate it or love it. Its just much easier to create a commercial that people hate than one that people love. Its all about the product. Fuck maybe its just only stupid people love this annoying bitch and that is who the commercial is aimed at, stupid people. I remember when this bitch first came on my dog would howl like a firetruck. The later commercials don’t make him do that. Kind of makes me wonder what subliminal shit they got going on at progressive. I mean people can’t really be this stupid naturally can they? Nuff said.
Fuck Progressive and Fuck flo.
flo is a fucking piece of shit who should be gang raped by a bunch of dirty hispanics, her little corky jokes are the opposite of funny, if i see her walkn on the street i would mock hER FAT ASS
I hate Flo too…… I hope Flo gets hit by a car insured by geico bahahaha! That broad is annoying discount that Flo that, I also hope that gecko dies in the accident I hate that little jerk too. I’m so glad I’m not alone although I must say I love that disaster guy from allstate, he cracks me up!
man. what the hell is with all you “Flo” hating people? exactly how much television do you folks watch per day? I’m done with the “pity-party” days, in my mid 40′s, raised two kids that have chased a successful path by way of college {which wasn’t cheap}, and not once from them have I ever heard such foul and immature comments about a subject that in no way has to do with their lives. I’m starting a new life that includes re-discovering who “I” am, giving up everything I know- to find everything I want, I have a husband of 24 years that would die for me, and look better and can out-run women half my age. this is extremely empowering and hard-earned- and I didn’t attain this life by “hating” people I don’t even know. like I said, I’m in my 40′s, and there’s PLENTY of people that have crossed my path along the way that truly earned a spot on a “hate” list, but I hold my standards higher. anyone reading this thread from this point on should take away two thoughts from my “last” comment here: #1, you are most likely hated to know how to hate, and #2, keep up senseless bullshit like this doesn’t accomplish anything positive. Remember what country you live in, and then think for a minute on WHY and HOW the country of China will pretty much completely own us, and soon. bye- headed to the beach. good luck, and do a little inner growing…
Obviously hated by you Lynn cause you are so concerned about how we hate a fictional person. Nobody actually said they hated the woman who plays Flo, shit head, we said that we hated the character Flo! For your information I don’t watch very much television I’m jus tired of the damn comercials, and I have lots of friends and family who love me very much, I don’t know why I even care what a dumb cunt like yourself thinks about me and eh…. from this point on I will probably do what everyone else is doing to your condesending ass IGNORE U!!!! Also Mitch and the rest of us have the freedom of speach if u don’t like what we have to say stop coming here reading our posts too bad we can’t revoke your freedom of speach cause who cares about who you hate Lynn and YOU must not have a life because you have to stand on your soap box and comment on how people feel about a character in a comercial. God get over yourself!!!!
Aaaaaand, I love you Kandi.
LOL
Thanks Kandi!!! You passed all criteria for my latest quest. I had a feeling you, and several others would take the bait. You see, like our friend Mitch here I too am a three time over published author. After my last success dealing with the sensitive subject matter of teens of today and five major issues they face daily, I “stumbled” on my next project while on a business trip to DC. A co-worker needed to vent one evening at dinner about his wife’s on-going hassels with “e-bullies.” Those such as you who hide behind a computer usually in private and accuse, threaten, degrade and so forth an individual or “fictitional character” {in your case, “Flo”}, because they are lacking sufficently in other important areas of their own lives. This has become such common practice and in some instances accepted depending mainly on factors such as age, race, annual income, geographical location, and most common low self-esteem. You were easy homework my dear, like chumming the waters in a hungry shark pool:) And really, Cunt? Please tell me this isn’t your smoking gun. I’ve been called so much worse by little teen-age bitches for having them arrested for threatning my daughter with violence stemming from their jealousy of her. You see, Ezra Fitch himself chose my girl and three other deserving beautiful 17 year olds in 2006 to model for A&F while a senior in high school. Believe me, I’ve heard WAY worse.
BTW, any royalties from my soon to be released work on miserable souls such as you will not be shared with you:) Isn’t the wonderful world of the internet just awesome!
Wow lady, you really don’t get it. Who cares about your wonderfully successful life. You’re not superior to anyone despite you’re long list of triumphs over the world. The bad thing about confident people(which you so obviously are) is they are so certain of themselves they never take a step back and say ” am I an asshole?” The answer is – yes. Donald Trump is extremely confident and never doubts himself, he’s also a complete failure as a human being who, despite all his wealth he probably doesn’t have three actual friends. I have a feeling you’d get along good with him.
I’m with you guys, man those commercials are everywhere, how Progressive can run so many commercials is pretty amazing, but if I get in arm reach of Flo she is a dead woman. God I hate her and every time that commercial comes on, I don’t care what I’m doing, I will change the channel.
Yep, Flo is Satan with a BumpIt, but the all-time worst was Billy Mays. “HI! BILLY MAYS HERE!” I was SO GLAD when that guy bought the farm. I’d rather be attacked by flesh-eating bacteria than ever hear that voice again.
THIS FATASS UGLY FUCKING BITCH SHOULD BE GANG RAPED DURING A COMMERCIAL. THEN WE ALL QUIT THAT FUCKING COMPANY.AFTER THE GANG RAPE SHE SHOULD BE SET AFIRE AND THE SCREAMS RECORDED FOR OTHER GOD DAMNED COMMERCIALS.WITH LOVE …REV MOHAMAD FAHQUEZ…
FUCK THIS FAT ASS PIG THEN LET ROACHES EAT HER STINKING ASS
DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THESE FUCKING COCKSUCKING ‘SELLOUTS’ GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND ME??????? THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE THEY ARE ALL FOR US. THEY ARE POLITIANS,CEO’S,CHURCHS, COMMERCIALS,AGAIN,DOES ANYONE REALLY WANT TO LISTEN TO THIER ‘GODDAMNED’LIES????? NO ONE IS FOR US. JUST THINK ABOUT THAT….WHO THE FUCK OUT THERE IS FOR US???? AND THESE MOTHER FUCKEN COMMERCIALS ARE OUR DAILY REMINDER OF THE TERRIBLE LIES WE ALL HEAR FROM THESE ‘ELETE MOTHER FUCKERS’
IN MY CHURCH,SPRING HILL ISTITUTE OF THEOLOGY, WHERE SHIT HAPPENS, WE WILL PRAY FOR THESE DIRTY MOTHER FUCKERS THAT WILL HAVE A VIOLENT AND NASTY DEATH. ASAP …SO JOIN US IN PRAYER…
REV. LEVI TOMS, SPRING HILL INSTITUTE OF THEOLOGY
In my church we pray that Flo,that slick looking cocksucker on geico,that sellout actor dressed in a blue suit selling us some really great shit, have our Lord come down upon them and strike them down with vengence, to let the rats and roaches eat upon their filthy rotten fucking flesh.To have Fire Ants stuffed down thier throats and televised to us…….Rev Mohamad
To Miss Lynn: My church is doing a commercial. We are looking for a fat ass, buck-tooth, ugly bitch, with ugly red lips, to get to get gang-raped by syphillitic Puerto Rican ex convicts. Your screams will be used for other commercials,with royalties. Howa bout it honey.
Awesome sauce rant. Thanks for teh lulz.
WHEN FATASS FLO DA PROGRESSIVE WHORE RAISES HER DRESS TO SHOW HER SNATCH, THE BLACK ISN’T PANTIES. THEY ARE GOD-DAMNED FLYS. FUCKING FLYS EATING FLO WHILE SHE IS HAVING HER MENSTRUL CYCLE.
THIS SICK BITCH DESERVES EVERY PRAYER SHE CAN GET. BUT ‘FUCK YOU’
NOT IN MY CHURCH…REV MOHAMED FAHQUEZ
I THINK HER CONTRACT EXPIRES SOMETIME NEXT YEAR. THEN THEY WILL HAVE SOME KIND OF CHIMPANZEE TO REPLACE HER, but id rather see a CHIMPANZEE than a BLOW UP DOLL LOOKING STICK FIGURE WOMAN talking about insurance. SHE IS VERY ANNOYING and PRUDE
Man-you nailed it! That FLO bitch better not show up in my part of the world- Flo is a phrase women use for their periods- like bloody fucking flo. AND now she SINGS!!!! OMG-even the word PROGRESSIVE irks me. Remember the “Dude-you’re getting a DELL” guy who disappeared after a pot bust?? o Flo-come here- here kitty kitty kitty-it’s only catnip!!! Really-catnip-here smoke some-
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Mitch, I LOVE YOU MAN!!! This post made my f¥cking day! I am so happy to see someone take the time and rip that annoying whore bag a new cunt hole. You are truly an inspiration, and I am forever in-debted to you
have a great day, I know I am after reading this!!!
She wouldn’t be so darn happy if she ever had a claim and had to deal with some college kid trying to exist. They likely spend more money more buying air time than paying claims.
I wish a terrorist group would pay a visit to that “Flo” bitch from those Progressive ads. I hate her.. that inelegant, obnoxious, ugly, talentless piece of shit, Stephanie Courtney, “Flo” bitch. I have ruined one TV set via a cinderblock being thrown at the tube because I hate those “Flo” Progressive ads more than hate itself. I’d throw a cinderblock at Ms. Courtney’s face if I saw it in person. I hate her. I don’t even know her but I hate her. God fucking damn it I hate her. I abstain from commercial TV now. PBS and DVD’s fulfill my entertainment quota. But so help me if I see that face! Oh shit! that ugly, ugly, ugly face of Stephanie “Flo” Courtney ever again I’ll land myself in jail.