Marry-Vanessa Rousso
Vanessa Ashley Rousso, is world renowned as a professional poker player and one of the best woman players in the world. On top of being legit at poker, shes also really damn hot… not the average fat old guy poker player. Am I intimidated by a chick who could battle me at poker? Nope, because we could be married… We could wager sexual favors.. and then upon losing, I would really be winning.
In poker she has reportedly made 2.5 million dollars in earnings as of 2010, so that makes her one of the best lady poker players EVER. Not to mention one hell of a sugar mama… “Excuse me baby, may I take the Lamborghini for a drive?”
On top of an awesome career decision and sexy hotness, shes also pretty damn smart. When she graduated from high school she was the valedictorian, and also got her degree from Duke. Shes a respectable, sexy, smart and bad ass lady that I would propose marriage to, right now.
Bang-Kendra Wilkinson
At first glance, you might wet yourself… a blonde playboy girl with huge knockers and a damn good body. Then upon hearing a few words come out of her mouth, your willy doesn’t really un-erect itself, but you do get sad.
Most people know her as one of Hugh Hefners three girlfriends from The Girls Next Door. Most people even thought of her as “the dumb one” when referring to 3 blonde playboy girls.. that’s saying a lot. Shes another bimbo that has taken reality TV by storm, and after leaving Hefs house she premiered her own reality show… Kendra premiered on June 7, 2009, with 2.6 million viewers. This was the highest amount of viewers for E! since The Anna Nicole show in 2002. Yet again emphasizing why so many 
terrorists want America to die.
On top of all her exposure for being dumb and attractive, a nice little bit of info came out this month. Ol whorey whoretastic Kendra has some sex tapes! WOO HOO! The current big sex tape out is with an unidentified guy, and Vivid Entertainment has already acquired and set up distribution for it. Ol Kendra is “contesting” its release, “attempting” to not look like a whore. Ill back that up by telling you that its been reported that in 2008 she set up a company called “Home Run Productions LLC” specifically aimed at attempting to sell sex tapes.
Soooo, yea. NO way in hell am I going to marry this chick, but Im not too good to have crazy wild sexual escapades with her.
Destroy- Amy Winehouse
At this point destroying her is like putting a bullet in a dog that’s been run over, then backed up and run over again. Just to give you a taste, in August 2007, Winehouse cancelled a number of shows, citing exhaustion and ill health. She was hospitalized during this time for what was reported as an overdose of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, ketamine and alcohol. NOW that’s a party, but wheres the Acid? And WD40 sniffing? Missing only a bit of fun. Not too long after there was a video posted showing a woman, alleged to be Winehouse, smoking crack and talking about slamming some ecstasy and valium. Shes like an encyclopedia of drugs…
Shes gotten so much attention for being a trainwreck some people don’t even know why shes famous. Which doesn’t bring much question, because most people showing up in tabloids, and reality TV are famous… for being famous. But to crush that, Winehouse is famous for being a musician with an unusual mix of music styles which has won her albums 5 Grammys.
Blake Fielder-Civil is probably the match that set the gasoline covered woodpile on fire. Hes the on-off boyfriend, turned on-off again husband. The douchebag even admitted to introducing her to crack and heroin… Yet she hopped right into it with little fight. Millions of dollars, ridiculous success and critically acclaimed work and shes been blowing it all on some fucktard that she gets into fist fights with. Apparently they also do drugs, then cut themselves together to get through the withdrawals.
I understand sex, drugs, and rock and roll… but to take it to these lengths is just retarded. For god sakes, go to rehab for a year, or just give up ya psycho.
Well said
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“They try to make me go to rehab, I say no no no….”
Also, Kendra is a mom so in theory if you were to bang her you’d get the MILF thing in too… 2 in 1 for ya, buddy.
Right Marissa…. like her Vag could get any bigger
Good calls on everything, this article is genius. Except Amy Winehouse, shes already been destroyed. Not sure if you should beat a dead horse, but it was all pretty damn funny nonetheless.
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God damn, leave winehouse alone. I think her brain literally looks like the “brain on drugs” from the old school drug commercials. She could be pronounced legally retarded any day now.
Dammit, where can I find Kedra sex tape!?!??!!
Cannot believe that this hot Star has a Sextape?! I enjoyed her in Playboy, however now I’m in love with Kendra
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