Remember growing up and seeing vampires as fucked up, soulless monsters that wanted nothing more than to murder you while drinking all your blood? Anyone ever see the Tarentino flick “From Dusk Til Dawn”? That’s what vampires are supposed to be dammit… psychopathic killing machines out to possibly rape you and positively kill you. You weren’t out to talk to them, or date them, or have bizarre fetish parties with them. You needed to load up a super soaker of holy water, carry a cross, and sharpen a pool cue into a steak. THAT WAS VAMPIRE MOVIES.
Now, I see a vampire of today and want to shoot myself. They don’t want to murder you and drink your blood any more… they just want to be the prettiest they can be while causing high school like drama. Vampires arent scary any more.. it would be more appropriate to dress like a vampire in a gay bar than on Halloween. Im more frightened by Lady Gaga, than I am by vampires now.
Twilight, and other vampire faggotry (yes that’s a word) have made me slam my palm to my face in disdain several hundred times the past few years. Seeing a commercial for The Vampire Diaries is about as painful as passing a kidney stone. What the hell is going on!?! The O.C. slapped vampire fangs on its pretty people cast and repackaged it all over again. I HATE YOU WORLD!!
Remember in the early 90’s when goth kids started to emerge in America?
When nerds/ugly people got really angry and really depressed… they went goth. They smeared on the pale makeup, massive amounts of face jewelry, and refused to conform to anything… except conforming to being goth of course. They listened to anything that yelled into a microphone inaudibly, and disliked everything and everyone. Over time they killed themselves, or they went on school shooting rampages etc. Goth kids were then recognized as fucked up and nobody wanted to mess with them after those extremes. So Goth got established as psychotic, but the world started pussyfying men, and those same awkward nerds that were depressed weren’t as insane any more, so we got…
Emo, and the idea of pussyfying something psychotic has gotten so popular, that they castrated the badass vampire. Never have I wanted a subculture of human beings to kill themselves more, but the group was basically created to avoid killing themselves and others. They just cut themselves or cry. Fucking pussies.
This new Emopire (not misspelled) we live in is sad for me to see. Not only are people getting dumber, but they’re getting pussier too. This vampire craze is just capitalizing on both of those aspects of people. Recycling the writing and storylines that were retarded 5 years ago, and making those same pretty people in that writing, have fangs.
Vampires have become emo, boring, overplayed, and the weakest plot device out there. Why is it so popular? What the fuck has made the vampire trend explode!? Someone tell me..
Im assuming from what I can hypothesize, that its popular because the vampire guys have good manners, they’re pretty, and they do nothing but cater to their girlfriend. When in real life heterosexual guys aren’t like that. You can find a guy with 2 of the 3, but not all three. He’ll be pretty, and have good manners, but he’s not thinking about his girlfriend all the fucking time! SORRY. Or maybe he’ll have good manners and care about the girl and cater to her, but he wont be pretty! So with this fictional male being a centerpoint in the new pussified vampire saga’s Im assuming this is why so many females, and emo’s are showing up in mobs to see Twilight.
Someone please kill off this trend, for the love of god. And take the emo’s with you too. To find an “Emo”, look for skinny jeans, tighter than any chicks you’ve ever seen… with a lack of penis bulge. Along with tight t-shirts which often have the name of a shitty emo band, or studded belts and black wristbands. These persons should be slapped in the face and given a tshirt that reads “I wish my lawn was Emo, so it would cut itself”. Ending the emo’s ends the pussy vampires, and thus restoring them back to monster like creatures of the night and not sparkly fruitcakes.