Bill O Reilly is… right!?

There have been multiple times when I felt like Id rather shoot myself in the dick than agree with Bill O Reilly, just on principle alone.  Yet today I agree with him, but don’t want to shoot my weener.

I know.. I know.. But hear me out…

Earlier this week Jennifer Aniston stated that “women don’t need men to start a family or be good mothers.”  For Christ sakes.. way to glorify single motherhood when you’re a fucking 41 year old millionaire who can hire 100 different people to take care of any kid she creates with a fucking turkey baster.  Women don’t need men for that, that’s like saying I can go pee with a shard of glass rammed in my dickhole.  Sure I can do it!  But is it good for my weener, or good to leave the infection to spread!?  NO.  Just like raising a kid with one parent hurts the kid.  You can do it… sure, but for a normal woman struggling to get along working two jobs AND tking care of a kid all by herself?  Is that fair to the woman?  Or the kid?  No.

These were my thoughts when first hearing about it… then I caught word that Bill O Reilly had.. the same opinion… as me.. It was like stumbling into the twilight zone.  Up was down, black was white, Lindsay Lohan was a nun… I was bothered to say the least.  Mr O Reilly explained that “She’s throwing a message out to 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds that, ‘Hey you don’t need a guy. You don’t need a dad.’ That is destructive to our society.”  Sure its over the top and still sounds whacky, but if you wade through the bullshit, hes got a point.  He went along to explain Aniston was glorifying being a single parent, and with a society that has worshipped Paris Hilton, the Kardashians, reality TV, and Lindsay Lohan THAT’S DANGEROUS.

Aniston dim wittedly made these comments and went on to explain how times have changed and women don’t need men to be good mothers.  No shit Aniston, you can just have a vagina and a decent personality and you can be labeled a “good mother.”  Does that make you a good parent? A good provider? Or able to provide a stable and childhood?  NO.  Sorry woman, but if your raising a kid by yourself, that states right there you don’t know shit about men or life or compromise enough to even have a relationship, let alone be a parent.  A good single parent is an oxymoron, you cant be a man and a woman, you cant have 2 personalities, and you cant teach a kid about life and the world from one perspective.  You can do it, Im not arguing that.. its been done and keeps being done.. but people are huffing WD-40 too, that doesn’t make it good.

The men that do try hard, that love their children, or the pregnancy was a mistake and the guy sticks around.  Those are some tough bastards, and her statements just diminish that and might as well provoke dudes to leave when they knock some girl up… Cause Jennifer Aniston said they can do it just fine by themselves!

Of course O Reilly ended the show by challenging Jennifer Aniston to go on his show, which was inevitable because O Reilly doesn’t care about the message or the reasoning, he just wants ratings and money.  We may have slightly agreed on one topic but, don’t count on that happening again any time soon.