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The End of the Twinkie or Not

So Hostess files for bankruptcy… Every media outlet viewable is blaming the unions, this goes triple for Fox News and conservative outlets. UNION THUGS! So, it must be the unions fault right? I mean, unions just want to destroy companies and make them go bankrupt so their members can lose their jobs, cause that’s what [...]

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Jersey Shore CANCELED

ITS OVER!  Its finally over! Since debuting, in 2009, we have all had the extreme annoyance of Jersey Shore.  Due to the “guilty pleasure” of morons every where this pile of garbage became a genuine cultural phenomenon.  With douchebags and whorey club girls spitting out Jersey Shore quotes with regularity.  GTL anyone? As the seasons [...]

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The Talibangelical

In one week the Republican national convention goes down… So all of the Republican committee members gathered their thoughts and ideas this week to slam down the firm principles they will stand by. Many tea party darlings now fill the republican party so we should have expected a conservative agenda.. but one of its own [...]

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Political Wrong’s

Seeing as how the 2012 Presidential Election is on its way, why not touch on some of the complete horseshit that has been spewed from the political realm. It was difficult to narrow down special lies in an entire world of lies, but I did my best. Lets start with the Republican vice presidential candidate [...]

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New Cigarette Packaging

Another win for anti tobacco. The crop that made America is still under fire and in Australia they may have struck a death blow. On Wednesday, Australia’s highest court upheld one of the harshest laws yet against tobacco companies. All distinctive colors, brand designs and logos are to be removed from cigarettes. But thats not [...]

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The Rich Kids

What makes you disgusted? Not upset, or disappointed, but really disgusted? For me its violence or abuse against kids and animals, fundamentalist religious people, and of course the frivolous excess of the rich and worthless. The first two are pretty self explanatory but many look on the frivolous excess of the rich and worthless in [...]

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Progressive Insurance: The Satan of Insurance Dealers

Well if you’d like my opinion on Progressive insurance and their mascot Flo.. please refer to my old article Flo The Progressive Insurance Lady and Why She Should Die Yet my hate reached a new level when I read the newly viral blog post written by comedian Matt Fisher. The title of his post, “My [...]

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2012 London Olympics: A Look Behind the Curtain

2012 London Olympics: A Look Behind the Curtain

On July 27th the world came together for a festival of sports… The London Olympics began with a whacky ol’ opening ceremony from the mind of Danny Boyle including a pageant of dancing, choreography and colors. The gays were ECSTATIC. There was lots of prancing, and an interesting take on the history of Britain from [...]

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Facebook Etiquette

There does exist a website as to which 25% of the world’s traffic flows through. It is the most popular website in the world, and it does require compliance with an unwritten set of rules in order to successfully navigate it.

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The Evil that is Women

Are women truly more capable of evil? Are guys more evil? I want to know.

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