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The Tax Teabaggers

By Mitch Higgins
On April 15th, tax day, thousands of republicans and conservatives organized a group to protest the recent stimulus packages and bailouts for Americans and American companies. They lovingly referred to themselves as “tea baggers”.

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When Pirates Attack: Next on Fox Reality

By Kevin Rogers
Just as dusk is setting over the ocean, a group of Navy Seal snipers had the opportunity to take out 3 of the pirates, and did so, with extreme predjudice (I always wanted to say that.. it sounds bad ass).

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The Lost Youth of America

By Kevin Rogers
Maybe I’m some old ass guy now, but this past weekend I went to a music festival in Irvine, CA and I have a couple of things to say about kids now days, and the shit that they do.

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Polar Bears, Germany’s Friends to the North

By: Kevin Rogers
Apparently a woman makes a conscious decision to leap into the Polar Bears hideaway. What the fuck were you thinking?

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Stockton Vigilante Fighting Force

By: Mitch Higgins
Amidst big budget cuts that may include laying off cops, a 66 year old retired truck driver and Vietnam War veteran name Alan Pettet is planning on putting together a vigilante Super Friends.

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The Most Miserable City in America: Stockton, CA

By: Mitch Higgins
In early February Forbes declared my hometown the most miserable city in the entire country. Since I dont live there any more and have several friends who do, my first reaction was to laugh my ass off.

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